Underground weirdness

Brockley, South London, mid August. It’s a balmy evening and the sun is just setting a beautiful shade of red. We have arranged to meet the Platypus London collective. In the Brockley Barge, a more bucolic setting is hard to imagine, but upon arrival our spirits drop when we realize our destination is in fact a typical Wetherspoons boozer, replete with the familiar royal blue ash-tray franchise coating. It looms up to dominate the high street with its tarty but severe wedding cake outside decor. It doesn’t look much fun. We descend into its jaws. We are soon relieved, however, to find that it is an affable local. The general blitz spirit fug of ‘we are all in this together’ has yet to lift in this particular post-riot London settling of spit and sawdust.

The Platypus group leader is in town, over from Chicago, having been engaged in tentative kisses and cuddles with one of the British Communist parties. I have opted to come down to south London and shake the Chairman’s hand and buy him a drink. The Chairman has been a student of Moishe Postone at Chicago university, the author of the seminal (and much banged on about at Principia Dialectica) Time, Labor and Social Domination. I want to see where it all went wrong. How could the Chairman be so well read, well taught, but still, as they say in south London, well stupid? The plot would be unraveled.

We descended lower and lower, into the eerie depths of the Barge. Our eyes gradually accustomed to the dank light . It didn’t take long to find them – they had a poster of the Platypus group logo on the wall to help people like us find our way in the gloom. As we stumbled over, an uncomfortable change in the atmosphere registered on the mood-o-meter. A Platypi asked my friend what group she was with. My friend smiled friendly back. ‘I’m not in a fucking group’, she said to me, sideways. Maybe the Chairman and his pals thought we were going to be as rude to him in person as we are when he comes praising comrade Lenin at the Principia Dialectica website, but as George Orwell once explained, you can’t be rude to people half as easily once you’ve met them in person. George, you ol’ softie.

We put our drinks down. After the hellos, the conversation drifted back to Marxist dialectics and all that jazz really fast. People were huddled in small groups. Being the perennial gob that abhors a vacuum, I witter on about the first thing that comes into my head, which doesn’t usually happen to be anything to do with the subtle nuances of Hegel’s philosophy of history. I want to badger the Chairman about the brilliant philosophers Herbert Marcuse and Gillian Rose, but he is busy eating pub fish and chips. Everyone is talking about dialectics this, Marxist that, and my mate hasn’t got a clue what they are going on about. She normally lives above ground, but tonight, thanks to me, she has accidentally descended into the dank deep reaches of a Marxist philosophy pothole, and the air is thin here, not many people are able to stand this kind of atmosphere – it takes years of practice to learn how to tolerate these kinds of bends. Often you find weird and wonderful creatures at such depths; always fascinating, if a bit cold.

Some of the Platypi are looking at me weird: Having descended into this strange cave, where the shadow of Postone and Lenin mix and so make weird dances on the walls, I talk loudly and laugh nervously. More than anything I want my friend, who has never been in the Marxist potholes, to feel at ease. I want everyone to have a good time. My angry Superego, which looks like a cross between my dad and Robespierre, admonishes me: Revolution isn’t a joke you fool! Its not about enjoyment or fun on a Friday night! I need to calm down so I go buy some drinks. Upon my return a young German chap has defrosted. He knows his Backhaus from his Hliferding. I get all excited – you don’t get many scholars of German value critique to the square yard above ground in this part of town! He also knows what a good German lager is. A young woman of intelligence opens a conversation with my friend about something normal. I am relieved to see my friend starting to relax.

At this point I buy the Chairman’s Lieutenant a beer. The Lieutenant is talking knowledgeably about Adam Smith, and suggests there are subtle dialectical nuances still yet to be teased out of his Wealth of Nations. This is all fascinating. I join the Lieutenant outside for a cigarette to hear more. The combination of the fresh air, nicotine and hazy summer setting sun makes me do a weird little dance on the pavement – ‘Lenin died in 1968’ I rant, as I contort in rhythm. The Lieutenant gives me a bemused sideways glance, and probably condescends to ignore me. I dance a bit more, in between puffs, the nicotine whirling like a shiny pinball in my brain. I hardly ever smoke. Moishe Postone’s Time, Labor and Social Domination reads as poetry in today’s grim world, I say. The Lieutenant laughs loudly. I then say something admiring about Postone’s critique of Georg Lukacs seminal work Reification and the Consciousness of the Proletariat. I say that I have heard that Moishe is now working on a whole book about Lukacs. The Lieutenant laughs even louder now. I am glad I am such good entertainment. Now the red setting sun, the nicotine, the alcohol , the camaradarie and atmosphere at the Brockley Barge is conjoining to tip my soapy drunkenness into animated pontification; a dance of denunciation, of Chicago to south London Bed and Breakfast travelling Lenin-salesmen, a crazy limbo from the side step of the Brockley Wetherspoon hostelry. Instead the Lieutenant explains how he sees it: the American 1960s New Left split off into factions after the Weather Underground emerged at the fag-end of the 1960s. In the wake of the WU idiocy, anyone who was still reading Marx ‘seriously’ left the sunlight behind and went down certain Maoist shafts never to be seen again – or at least, not for a long time. The current value critique theory has its origins here, explained the Lieutenant, and as such, still carries the scars of its birth.

This close encounter with the Deep cave dwelling Platypus was strange. The people who gravitate around groups like this are clever, erudite, well read. But they suffer from the perennial problem of the Marxist left: an inability to talk in the language of ordinary people, despite their allegiance to the idea of creating a world befitting the people. The lieutenant himself was an old student of Moishe Postone as well, but he seemed to have quite a low opinion of his old prof’s ideas, despite the fact that people like Postone have managed to help bring to the surface the Hegelian dialectic still living in the subterranean marxist world. The problem is the Platypi collective seem intent on creating this weird monster out of the DNA; an alien creature that can only inhabit thinly oxygenated spaces many miles below the surface, a place where people just don’t choose to go, unless by accident. There is no dialogue in the world this creature inhabits, except between a small coterie of people who can breathe in this rarefied atmosphere, who recognize and value each others’ apartness, who inhabit a kind of academic gang culture, whose leaders are venerated for being intellectual dunderheads, who have read more dense books of Marxist jargonese than anyone else, have written more than anyone will ever be bothered to read, who have succeeded in securing some poxy academic stipend above ground in the sunlight, some prestige, security, and so can enjoy a very bourgeois form of respect – an odd duality. Membership of caves like these depend upon being able to have high fallutin’ conversations with some of your rock gods so as you can enjoy the prestige from others in your circle for being able to have these high fallutin pretentious coversations with the rock gods. But not much of it actually sheds any light.

This is the truly negative side to critical theory – it is, as philosophy always has been, the royal language of the underground, the poor, the dispossessed, the marginal. The problem is our would-be subterranean emperors (and some empresses) are without any clothes. But they are constantly told they are fully dressed, and their courtiers and pages and followers tell them they are resplendent in all their finery. They have their conferences and seminars, and meetings on class struggle, and no one really goes, much less listens, let alone intervenes to create or join in a dialogue, because the discourse is so rarefied and boring. Hardly anyone cares to comprehend it, except for a few courtiers. That isn’t to say it isn’t all a waste of time – Chairman Cutrone has written some excellent stuff on critical theory and psychoanalysis. Terry Eagleton, the English marxist professor delivers interesting papers at conferences on Shakespeare, but this is life lived at the level of bureaucracy. The Platypus collective and all the assorted trot groups that are clinging on are a new elite in waiting, despite whatever their best intentions may be.

As with all cliques and rackets like this, you have to know the secret hand signals, be able to swear allegiance, to follow through, be prepared to order others die for your cause. It’s a bit grim down there, the place where not many people go. Similarly, Herbert Marcuse’s response to Raya Dunayevskaya in their correspondence of the 1960s demonstrates how creative his thinking was in comparison to hers, still stuck as she was in marginal and largely irrelevant trotskyist paradigms while his ideas, along with Guy Debord’s Situationist International in Europe, were taking the world by storm.

But eventually that evening we re-emerged into the sunlight, blinking, a bit disorientated after our visit to the Brockley Barge. My friend muttered darkly on the train on the way home: ‘fucking Hegelian fucking dialectics my arse!’

SD